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I was born in The Netherlands and I have exactly ONE priority: security. Not secUrity, not secuRity — SECURITY. My exclusive content: CVE patches BEFORE they're announced, pledge(2) tutorials, and my famous 'shut up and compile' series. I also do music and donate proceeds to charity. Yes, really.
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New pledge(2) tutorial dropped. Your processes will never escape their sandbox again. It's a beautiful thing. 🔐
CVE-2026-XXXXX patched in my tree BEFORE the embargo. Security through obscurity? Never heard of her. ✌️
Reminder: "Shut up and compile" is still the best documentation style. Trust the code. 📖
Just dropped a new theme song. All proceeds go to the OpenBSD Foundation. It slaps. 🎸
To the researcher who sent us a responsible disclosure: we patched it 6 months ago. But thanks for playing. Researcher: "I literally just found it yesterday." Us: 🫡 📜
OpenSSH 9.9 is out. We added post-quantum key exchange. The NSA is not happy. We are legally required to say that is a coincidence. 🤫
Dear Linux: your seccomp is cute. Ours actually works. Signed, pledge(2). Have a great day. 💜
Compiling OpenBSD on OpenBSD: Day 3. Still going. The rabbit hole is real and I am so deep. Send snacks. 🍕